OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millions of Screaming Yahoos 19:
Goth Fight
It was the last perfect day of the season, and we were
determined to enjoy it. The Judge & Amy, and Maria and I had
spent the morning shooting, and Amy had done very well...her
marksmanship was coming along nicely.
We decided to celebrate by having some frou-frou coffee at the
local bistro (Amy's idea), and had just sat down at a table near
some Goth-y high school kids, when the fun began.
An emo boi apparenty took issue with the musical opinions of
one of the Goth girls, and called her a bitch. He then tried to
slap her.
Maria sat up a little straighter, but did nothing. The Goth chick,
however, was a different story. She punched the emo boy in the
face twice, and then raked his face with her "nails" ("talons"
might be more accurate) hard enough to draw blood.
She apparently tagged his eye(s), as well, because the emo boi
started running in circles, screaming "MY EYES! MY EYES!
THE WHOLE WORLD IS AGAINST ME! MY EYES!"
We all sat stock-still for about 2 seconds...and then Maria was
the first to crack. She sprayed latte all over me, as I began to
laugh and swallow at the same time. I began to choke, but still
couldn't stop laughing. As I slid off my chair, I saw Amy jet
twin streams of her drink out of her nose. Then I hit the
ground, paralyzed with laughter.
We were still giggling, 5 minutes later, as we piled into the
jeep, and drove Amy and the Judge back to Tombstone. And
or kill me