OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Heresies #5:
Real Discordians
Originally posted Sep 20, 2005
While The Good Reverend likes to bash on n00bs who write
about "REAL Discordians" (ie, anyone who agrees with - or
will be nice to - them), the fact is, such a thing DOES exist.
To demonstrate this, let me start off by saying that the
hackneyed line "Everyone is a Discordian" is absolute rubbish.
Look at the word "Discordian. This implies that the person in
question is an adherent of discord, not an unwitting facilitator.
Such people may be Discordian Saints, but not Discordians.
Since not everyone is a Discordian, yet Discordians DO exist,
it naturally follows that some people are Discordian and some
people are not. We can also assume that some people CLAIM
to be Discordians, but really aren't (see "refugees" in Heresies
I)...whether or not they believe they are. Likewise, some people
may BE Discordian, but either deny it, or don't know it.
So, we can classify people into six groups:
1. Non-Discordians - people who are not Discordians, and do
not claim to be. Jerry Falwell, for example.
2. Fake Discordians - People who think they are Discordian,
but really aren't. EvT, for example (who mistakes the nonsense
of Hill & Thornley as serious dogma).
3. Phony Discordians - Refugees (QV).
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