OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Heresy #4:
Rejecting Malaclypse the Younger.
Originally posted Jun 01, 2004
Beware, O ye of little faith, for the things I am about to say will
piss thee off to no fucking end.
Let me start off by stating that Malaclypse the Younger is, and
always has been a fraud. That's right. Bogus. Phoney. His real
name is Kerry Thornley, and he did NOT "walk into the ocean"
thirty years ago. He is alive and well, and living in Cleveland,
Ohio.
Second, his book, Principia Discordia is gibberish. Utter rot. It
has two or three good jokes in it, and one (1) good idea. It's
basically an acid rant that reads like the end of a Robert Anton
Wilson novel...which is to say, it's garbage. The one good idea,
of course, being that you should think for yourself. Obviously,
some backsliders like to quote it and/or insist that people act
according to its "teachings" if they want to be a "true"
Discordian.
Obviously bullshit.
In fact, this false prophet and his teachings have led countless
Discordians astray. They have been led to believe that, to be a
discordian, one must act as if one was tripping, even when
NOT under the influence of psychadelic drugs. It has led
people to believe that Eris is some demented aspect of
Bacchus, where we all focus on having a good time. Poetry,
games, inebriation, etc.
Sorry, wrong Gawd.
or kill me