OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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BIG the interior of the truck's cab was. I thought it was funny
that I hadn't realized that before.
She slowed down for an off-ramp, and I decided I was bored.
The last thing I remember was yelling, "It's MY turn to drive
the truck!", as I grabbed for the wheel. Something painful
happened involving Maria's fist, and the next thing I know, I'm
lying in my bed.
Next to me, is Maria, curled up next to me, with a smile on her
sleeping face. I don't remember what I did, but it looks like I
did it right.
But this complicates things, to some degree. After all, I have to
work with this woman (and have I mentioned what GREAT
shape she's in?), and this sort of thing doesn't help, especially
in our business. My hope was that she would pretend that
nothing happened, and things would go back to normal. This
idea was destroyed, however, when she woke up (about 5
minutes after I did), and started crawling all over me (and I'd
like to take this moment to say that she is in GREAT shape).
Later on in the morning, she explained that we had gone to
another club, and danced for several hours, pounded a few
shots, and raised hell. When I asked her how we wound up in
bed, she just laughed, and said "I'll never tell, you fucking
animal."
I laughed, and brought up the fact that there are no happy
endings in Tucson...
...And she laughed again.
"I've never seen a happy ending anywhere, Roger. The best we
can do is have fun before the hammer comes down. Dance,
fuck, beat the fuck out of people who have it coming...you
or kill me