OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Rant #11:
Pigs, 4 different kinds.
The Good Reverend has classified people again, this time into
four different types (and you'll LIKE it, citizen). To illustrate
this division, I will use four different people: A gray, Mal^3,
Buddhist Monk Wannabe, and myself. These four people walk
past a field every day, and the reactions to that field determine
what type of person you are.
The Grey: Doesn't notice the field at all; it is simply more
background noise, to be ignored as he shuffles to McDonalds
to get soopersized. If he DID notice it, he would wonder why
the hell there isn't a Starbucks being built, so that he doesn't
have to shift himself as far for his double-skim-1/2 mocha
decaf latte (Venti, of course...this is AMERICA). If any little
freaks (see below) are dancing, he will call the cops on them
for making him feel unsettled.
Mal^3: Envisions dozens of happy children, "dancing among
the wildflowers", or similar hippie shit. Will probably stand
there for 20 minutes, lost in some bizarre, freakish reverie. Will
then post results of said hippie shit at PD.com, and ORDER us
to be just like the little freaks in his dream.
Buddhist Monk Wannabe: Notices the field, but doesn't see
much interesting in it. Would probably throw rocks at any little
freaks who bumped him as they danced.
The Good Reverend Roger: Sees the field, and assumes that
unscrupulous companies having been dumping dioxin/used
oil/asbestos there. Wonders what hideous deformities the little
dancing freaks' children will have. Chuckles.
or kill me