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OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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The problem here isn't FEMA, and it isn't Bush, and it's not<br />

going to go away. The ridiculous failure of the Katrina relief<br />

effort was caused by the fact that we seem to have reached our<br />

species limit of competence...our "Peter Principle" limit, as it<br />

were. The Machine(tm) has simply gotten so complex that it<br />

can no longer function, except as dictated by inertia...some<br />

governmental processes are so routine that they CAN'T fail,<br />

because nobody has the initiative to royally screw them up.<br />

Fortunately, those processes are rare. Most governmental and<br />

societal functions are now so complicated that they can't EVER<br />

function correctly, and the legal system...well, it makes Kafka<br />

look like a starry-eyed optimist.<br />

Fat City was built like a mansion over the last 220 years, with<br />

comfy living rooms and spacious toilet bowls (to accomodate<br />

our fat asses). Problem is, they built the fourth floor by stealing<br />

two-by-fours from the foundation.<br />

Think of it this way...The Machine is still too big to actually<br />

take down, but it's very size is its greatest weakness. You really<br />

can't FIGHT City Hall, but you CAN crazy glue all the<br />

bathrooms shut. Sneaky acts of sabotage trump righteous<br />

"symbolic acts" every time. The trick is to realize that The<br />

Machine(tm) cannot guard ALL of the two-by-fours...<br />

...And WE, my friends, are the termites.<br />

Or Kill Me.<br />

or kill me

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