OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Sermon #27:
A letter to Little Billy
Originally posted November 3, 2004
There is no joy in Mudville, mighty Casey has struck out.
Dear Little Billy,
We regret to inform you that the deal HAS gone down, and you
are hereby FUCKED. It turns out that the American electorate
cared about "moral issues" more than the war, or the economy,
or even the heartbreak of psoriasis.
So, you won't be getting a job any time soon, Billy. You MAY,
however, be drafted to go to Iraq, and come home in a bag.
Sucks, doesn't it? But the homos won't be getting married, so
you can console yourself with that, at least.
Now, Little Billy, it seems that Karl Rove will get to
"aggressively pursue" his agenda...so your national parks and
wild life preserves now belong to Exxon. Yeah, yeah, I know
that sucks, too...but at least teh gheys have been properly
subjugated.
Unfortunately, that also means that the title I funding for your
schools will be going into vouchers, so that rich folks can get
subsidies for sending their kids to posh schools. Don't worry,
though, little guy...you can always wear a parka in your
classroom in February. And did I mention that the fags won't
get their way?
Did you also hear the good news about regressive taxation,
Billy? Those poor rich folks aren't going to get raped,
or kill me