OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Sermon #22:
The Machine
originally posted August 1, 2003
Brethren & Cistern, I have more than once referred, in my mad
rantins, to "the machine"...never dreaming that some people
had no clue what the hell I was talking about.
So the Good Rev is gonna tell ya...
The machine is the "grey" in "greyface"...it is the rude clerk at
the DMV...it is the arsehole manager at your job who goes out
of his way to deny you slack.
Whoa, Rev, that's not the right way to say it...those are only
symptoms. Right, right, lets get to the MEAT of the matter.
The Machine, friends, is what happens when the power blocs
that control your life no longer have direct control over
themselves...when they all begin to merge into one massive,
slack-draining monolith that CANNOT be directly struck,
because it doesn't actually EXIST.
For example, politicians now rely on Madison Avenue to get
"elected"...and Madison Avenue requires money. Enter
Megacorp(maybe even the same scummy company you find
yourself working for), who will be happy to provide the
"candidate" with enough money, as long as the candidate is
willing to repay the favor in the form of legislation that
benefits the megacorp.
Old hat...UNTIL NOW: The megacorp paying for the
candidate's campaign ads ALSO OWNS MADISON
or kill me