OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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We MUST act, we MUST sieze our heritage while we still
have the space in which to do so; when I was a child, this
nation was far, far more free than it is now; most of you do not
remember the years before Reagan, when a man might do as he
please without fear of pissing in a bottle, when a woman might
act as she please without the scorn of her peers...But those
happy days are gone, and now we face the End of Fun. WE
have the power to stop this, though it be a long fight. WE can
put an end to the Grey Nation...But WE must act NOW.
We must throw sand in the gears of The Machine, we must
REFUSE to stand up and be counted...and this means more to
most of you than it does I, oh great collection of draft-bait. We
must do so in a way that attracts attention to our cause, without
attracting attention to our SELVES (or it's no more fun,
Bubba...see above). We must NOT trust the simpering fools in
the "opposition" party, which opposes the current regime only
in the fact that the "opposition" isn't getting paid...We must
NOT trust to the clergy, or the media, or even the Saints of Eris
themselves (with the possible exception of Saint LaRouche the
Giddy). WE must do this, and Eris will not help us; for is this
not a test of our skill as The World's Glitch?
Now some of you might say that the government itself is
worthy of Eris, in that it itself is a study in chaos; to this I reply
that it is a monumental work of art, but what benefit an artwork
that falls upon you and crushes you flat?
Our forefathers fought for freedom; we...WE must fight for a
few yuks. Only this, and nothing more...
or kill me