OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Epistle #4:
To the Riff-Raff
My fellow Morlocks...
Too long have we toiled in the rant werks, while the Eloi, aka
the Elite, have dwelled in their lofty mansion at the top of the
forum, beyond the sight of our lowly eyes.
Too long have we endured the short end of the double standard,
where the inner circle and their sycophants may employ
endless alt accounts in an attempt to degrade us further
(Ataraxia, Enrico, etc).
Too long have we endured these and other things...and the time
has come to take action. As The Good Reverend sees it, we
have three choices.
1. Continue to endure these slights, like a pack of whipped
curs.
2. Foment rebellion...this is doomed to failure, as the
advantages held by the Elite are insurmountable (they can keep
us running in circles, chasing alt accounts, etc, in addition to
the more obvious tactics of locking threads and altering posts.
3. We can SHUT THE RANT ENGINES DOWN. Why should
we continue to work for an elite that returns only abuse and
stupid mindgames?
Think on #3 for a moment, because The Good Reverend has a
proposition:
We, the Riff Raff, have an option that stymies all of the powers
or kill me