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Rev Roger's election rant #1:
The Million Ton Shit Hammer
Originally posted Aug 05, 2004
So far, The Good Reverend isn't very impressed with this
election cycle.
On the Right, we have Bush, a certified loser who cannot seem
to control his own cabinet, and has done dick all but make
excuses since April of 2003.
On the Left, we have Kerry, who is shaping up to be a real
disappointment. His opponents have reduced themselves to
trying to besmirch Kerry's military record, thus calling
attention to BUSH'S military "record". Kerry, on the other
hand, has had the good fortune to be handed a Million Ton
Shithammer by his opponent...but seems to be too timid to take
a swing or two with it.
Bush has given Kerry more ammunition than any candidate
could reasonably be expected to use...the bogus economic
"recovery", the ignorant, useless war in Iraq, the torture
scandals, Plame, Halliburton, Tom DeLay & Ken Lay, etc, etc,
etc...but Kerry can't seem to get off his ass.
Indeed. Kerry has, in fact, been moderating his stance on many
issues, when he SHOULD be going for the throat.
For example, Kerry won't end the war in Iraq...in fact, he's
babbling about MORE troops. 1968, anyone?
or kill me