OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Sermon#17
What have you DONE lately?
Originally posted May 27, 2003
Brethren and Cistern, the great Lenny Bruce once said,
"American society will cripple you, and then arrest you for
limping"...But we here at the Church of the Subgenius
(Discordian) say, "CAST OFF THOSE CRUTCHES, AND
CRAWL WITH PRIDE! You can CRAWL AGAIN!
That's right, my fellow freaks, mutants, deviates, and
wannabes, we have finally reached that Kafka-esque nightmare
in which, due to the overwhelming complexity of the law, you
break the law every day, whether you intend to or not! What
most people fail to realize is this; they cannot watch everyone,
all the time. There are simply too many people...so they get the
ones that stand out. Those who dress funny, act funny, smoke
funny stuff, or just plain LOOK GUILTY.
The world we live in is now nothing more or less than a giant
prison, in which we shuffle around, trying to avoid the
attentions of the wardens.
Are you gonna stand for that? Of course you are, because the
CoN has become too big to smite! So what, my friends, can we
do?
What's that you say? "Well, Reverend Roger (those of you who
know me say), you always bitch about how bad things have
gotten, but you never offer solutions!"
That changes today. Today I offer you CONCRETE answers
or kill me