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OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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utterly and totally impossible...One hundred centuries of<br />

greyness isn't going to be toppled by dressing up funny and<br />

freaking the merehumes(tm)...or anything else, for that matter.<br />

It will stay just the way it is, until it blows itself up...or simply<br />

drowns in its own shit, like fruit flies in a jar.<br />

I can hear what you're thinking: "FUCK YOU, REV! That's<br />

not <strong>ME</strong>! I'm DIFFERENT!" Hehe...sure you are. You're<br />

"different" all right...just like [i]everybody else. We reject<br />

society while benefitting from it. We pretend that we have<br />

"found" ourselves, and that somehow WE lie in green pastures,<br />

when the truth is, we are on the same clanking conveyor<br />

belt...the one that goes to the spinning blades.<br />

You won't listen, of course. You'll play "good news, bad<br />

news" and "word association", and dress in your outre fashions,<br />

and jake the living bejeebers out of the greyfaces, never even<br />

notice the hammer coming down on your skull, just like it<br />

does to everybody else.<br />

Way to go, Monkeyboy.<br />

Or kill me.<br />

NOTES:<br />

1. Guinea worms are real. Look 'em up...if you have a strong<br />

stomache. More on these later.<br />

2. Digger wasps? Is God a PSYCHO? Jesus fucking Christ,<br />

those things are NOT proof of a benevolent diety.<br />

3. Genetic load is when undesirable/fatal traits are not allowed<br />

to kill their host, and are thus passed on to further generations.<br />

or kill me

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