OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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6. Free Radicals: A Free Radical (named after the chemical
term) is that Discordian who constantly shifts from form to
form. Note that having a "Phage day" when you are normally a
Wilde does not make you a Free Radical...the shift has to be
fluid, constant. The greatest Discordian Saints, and the vilest
rogue Discordians, are usually Free Radicals.
7. The Children of Eris: The clinically insane, the mentally ill.
You don't join this form by choice...or by eccentric behavior.
Most CoEs are institutionalized...and others run our country.
Now, you may be saying to yourself, "You're damned right
this is heresy! How dare The "Good" Reverend Roger attempt
to impose order on chaos...to codify the servants of Eris, or
even the Lady herself (as she, and she alone is the sum of all of
the above, all at once...well, there's "Bob", too, of course...but
only when he's Fropped to the gills)?
Well, I'll tell ya...A "good" Discordian can't even be bothered
listening to Eris, or "Bob", or Wotan, or anybody/thing
else...which is a damned good thing, cause they ain't talking
anyway.
Or Kill Me.
or kill me