OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger, Rant #15:
You're on your own, Little Billy.
Sorry, kid, but the deal has gone down, and you are fucked.
While the monolithic juggernaught that is the CoN builds
gulags in Cuba and the former Soviet Union, while it tosses the
lives of it's children away for Halliburton's bottom line, those
who should know better sit still.
There IS no opposition, "legitimate" or otherwise. The
Democrats are a pack of pussies, the 3rd parties are a joke, and
the "resistance movements" are totally worthless. The
Discordians are too busy having yet another civil war, the
Subgenii have retired to alt.slack to wallow in their tragic hipness,
and the Pagans are too busy trying to out-pagan each
other.
Fact: EVERY "subversive" group becomes a t-shirt & beercommercial
by the time you hear about it, at least the
successful ones...the rest indulging in masturbatory infighting
on the net, where they PWN EACH OTHER!11@
So, Little Billy, we - the supposedly rebellious ones - leave you
in the hands of your friendly neighborhood Emperor. We'll
give all kinds of excuses for fighting each other instead of the
CoN, but the truth is it's easier this way. After all, taking
potshots at each other is far less work than pitching wrenches
into the machine.
So stop your whining, kid...and learn to love your jackboots.
Or kill me.
or kill me