OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Epistle#3:
How do YOU make it through the night?
Originally posted Nov 13, 2003
"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be
that prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
-Frank Sinatra, as quoted by Larry the Mountain Monk.
Larry told me that one, while we were puking our guts out after
an ill-advised evening of Captain Morgan's and Clarence
Thomas hearings, back in the 80s...and I still believe that there
is wisdom in those words spoken by Old Blue Eyes.
So, I ask you; what get's YOU through the night?...Through
those long hours when there is no constant babble to help you
forget that the congress are fools, the president of our nation is
a crook, that the geeks really ARE out to get you...from the
parking-Nazi with his ticket book, to the self-important
receptionist, to all the other hustlers and pimps and
slacksuckers that you could almost swear are right outside your
bedroom window, tapping and scratching like tommyknockers
in a Welsh mine?
How do you hold out til dawn, knowing that yesterday's
nightmares are tomorrow's reality? That the same exact
psychotic robot-people are going to pull the same filthy tricks?
Oh, they may look different, but they're ALL the same person.
Ms Pink, Mr Grayface...They're really all the same. We think
you know who we're talking about, MISTER DO YOU HAVE
AN APPOINTMENT! MISS ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS!
WHY YES, WE THINK YOU DO, MISTER I'M REALLY
NOT RACIST, BUT I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT MY
or kill me