OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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wrong...we are congenital troublemakers, and frankly can't see
what all the fuss is about.
For example, thread drift. It happens, no matter what. We just
don't see the need to fight the inevitable. When a thread starts
to drift, it is because everything that CAN be said on the
subject HAS been said on the subject. We just come along and
recycle things...let the conversation follow its own course, just
to see where it takes you. It might be "disruptive", but it sure
beats having a thread where the same old crap has been
rehashed from page 6 to page 27.
We also have a bad habit of saying what's on our mind. This
tends to piss people off to no end, because of our
aforementioned lack of ossified opinions.
For example, the political forum. We have left wingers running
around that refuse to be proper little gun-grabbing dems. This
tends to irritate the hell out of BOTH sides, because we all
know that the left and the right should stick to the Proper
Opinions(tm). You can't mix ideology, you fool! It will
asplode!
However, I cannot name a single religion or religious
movement that I would care to belong to that didn't have room
for this tomfoolery. What the hell is the point of having
everyone being so serious, all the time? It's only the internets,
after all...nothing has ever been solved on the internet, and
nobody has ever changed their minds. Any religious movement
worthy of the name should have room for a pack of class
clowns running around, if only to remind them that life was
never meant to be serious.
What's that, you say? You feel offended because one of these
seedy jerks came along and made a post that just might be
or kill me