OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, Part 10
Originally posted Jun 24, 2004
Saleem came over today, as I was teaching Cheryl how to do
routine maintenance on the Jeep. When he and his son, Fazeer,
pulled up, Cheryl was under the Jeep, wrestling with a stubborn
oil filter.
Saleem looked troubled, and told Fazeer to stay in the car. As
he approached me, I said, "What's up, Saleem?"
"My idiot boy is in trouble again." Fazeer, it seems, has had a
number of run-ins with the law. "If he isn't lucky, he'll be
deported."
"What's the little swine done this time?", I inquired.
"He was caught spray painting anti-Bush slogans on the wall of
the hardware store."
"Good for him. At least he's got guts."
Sameer looked thoughtful for a moment, and said, "Perhaps.
But no brains. He got caught. What the hell is wrong with the
kids these days?"
This was a really good question, and there are many answers. I
mulled it over for a moment, and said, "Sameer, there isn't
anything wrong with the kids these days. We, and our parents,
left them one fucked up planet. Look around you...wars, and
rumors of wars. TV culture, pill culture, corporations that
resemble plantations, wage slavery...you should be GLAD that
all he's done is spraypaint some gibberish on the damn
hardware store. How much is this going to cost you?"
or kill me