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Rev Roger Rant #3:
Why I killed Paul McCartney
Originally posted Sep 10, 2005
The Good Reverend never intended to kill Paul McCartney
back in 1978...it was one of those parties that just sorta got out
of hand.
I was busy putting Exlax in the hors duerves, when Paul
walked in. He was attended by his wife, Linda, and a midget
named Jeff. Elvis nudged my elbow, and said, "That's the guy
that forced me to fake my own death."
I thought he was referring to Paul, so what could I do? I shot
him. I shot him down like a dog, in full view of 100 other party
guests. It must have seemed rude, because nobody besides
Elvis talked to me for the whole evening...and all he had to say
was "I meant the midget, man."
So, all those rumors about Paul being dead were actually true.
Jeff went on to force the faked deaths of Kurt Cobain, John
Lennon, Rick Springfield, George Harrison, and Richard
Milhous Nixon...for reasons that have never been made
clear...though The Good Reverend must admit that he doesn't
think anything good can come of this.
Come on now...you didn't think the REAL Paul McCartney
would have done a duet with Michael Jackson, did you?
Or Kill Me.
or kill me