OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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just a Wiccan! I didn’t sign on to be a revolutionary!” Well,
unfortunately, as the religious right gains momentum, you will
be left with little choice. Some of these people want you
DEAD, just because you don’t follow THEIR God, or if you
do, you are just as guilty for not following him the way THEY
do. You have only two weapons…humor and – when
appropriate – ridicule. Face it, zealots are FUNNY. The general
population just needs to be reminded of this.
Now, The Good Reverend has to sign off, but I’ll be back next
issue to talk a little more about The Machine, and how it
affects you. I’d like to close with a final thought, though:
We’re on our own. If we want to make any kind of difference
in the way the world is heading, we’re going to have to do it
ourselves. What kind of difference is up to each individual
(whattaya think this is…COMMUNISM?) We MUST act, and
we must act NOW, while we still can! An invisible, leaderless
army that will SMITE those that need smiting, HEAL those
that need healing, and finally BOIL FORTH FROM THE
COFFEE HOUSES AND “WITCHY” SHOPS, LIKE AN
UNSTOPPABLE TIDE OF WRATH AND RETRIBUTION!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Or kill me.
or kill me