OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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trying...There will be NO revolution, no "mass-enlightenment".
It's a farce, and Eris ain't even paying attention!
The fact is, you can't beat the CoN as long as you play by the
rules it has set down. The secret, of course, is to find the cracks
in the great grey monolith that the world has become...go
guerrilla, sneak your slack in places that the CoN doesn't even
know EXIST.
You really don't have much choice.
In this age, the only slack left out there is the slack that the
CoN cannot see...every visible form of "rebellion" has been coopted.
The moment that any new movement becomes publicly
visible, it is assigned a name and number by The Beast...and
ceases to be any real form of rebellion. For the moment, your
hiakus and word association games are safe, due to the simple
fact that the internet grew faster than any means to track it...but
those days are ending.
You see, though we cannot seem to feed our elderly, or treat
our sick, we CAN afford to spend billions developing the next
generations of CARNIVORE (the original internet tracking
software). As the Bush era drives on, our hidey-holes will
become fewer and fewer, and before you know it, "Three Word
Game" will have a frickin' TM after it!
The free market demands it. We could leave people alone, but
it would be wrong.
This is really nothing more than the same trend that made
marijuana illegal, but states that alchohol, tobacco, and caffiene
are just peachy. You ever wonder about that? Well, The Rev is
gonna lay the reason on you:
The CoN approves of drugs that either make you nervous and
or kill me