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Rev Roger Sermon #18:
DOOM
Originally posted June 13, 2003
"It wasn't me, the midget was on fire when I got there!"
--Rev Roger, to the mean religious cop who busted my friend's
bachelor party in 1989
"DOOM. It's not just for the poor, anymore."
--Larry the Mountain Monk, just before his disappearance in
1996
"Put food on your family"
--President George W Bush, 2000 (no shit)
Doom is a subject that most people aren't comfortable with.
Bring it up at a party and you will soon be drinking alone;
mention it on the subway, and police will ask you all sorts of
embarrassing questions.
Yet it is becoming impossible not to think about it, as the Bush
years drag along. Whether you are concerned about your job,
your liberty, or you (or your children) getting your ass shot off
in a desert nation for reasons that no one, not even the
president, can adequately explain, the Bush Era has something
for you.
The twenty-somethings of today are a doomed generation,
make no mistake. ALL of America has The Fear now, but my
generation can remember a time when this wasn't so. Sure, we
had Reagan and the Iran/Contra scandal, and Ron and Nancy's
or kill me