OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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the bottle, drop the dugout, and get on the frickin' bus. You
really have no other option, except to sit things out.
"Grandpa, what did YOU do during the revolution?"
"Ummm...I smoked pot."
Is THAT what you're gonna tell little Billy when he asks The Question?
I can hear the whining now. "But Washington and Jefferson
smoked hemp, and Samuel Adams was a brewer!"
Yeah, but they put business FIRST. True, Benjamin Franklin
was a drunken pervert, who put his hand up so many skirts that
he was kicked out of ENGLAND (the most perverted,
depraved nation on Earth(tm)), but who the FUCK are YOU to
compare yourselves to giants such as these? When tyrants
reared their ugly heads, they smacked them back down! That's
right!
What have YOU done?
You played "questions only", and called yourself a "Discordian". Great.
Well, brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell ya...It's time to put
the DISCORD back in DISCORDIAN! Fuck up everything
you come near! Smite those who need it! Because, frankly, I've
had it up to HERE with watching the so-called "Erisians" play
silly games and talk about FUCKING PIE! Just walk up to the
nearest mirror, and KISS IT! You may as well kiss yourself,
because you are FUCKING YOURSELF, and not even paying
for frickin' DINNER AND A MOVIE! In short, GET OFF
YOUR ASS!
Or kill me.
or kill me