OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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about what "real discordianism" is, though we rarely say so out
loud.
And we were supposed to know better. If we can't get our shit
in one bag, what the hell are the "greyfaces" - that we love to
feel superior to - doing?
Well, The Good Reverend will tell you. They are breeding like
flies in an already over-crowded world,
hacking/blowing/shooting each other to bits, pumping every
toxin they can think of into their (and our) drinking water &
air, and laughing all the while, confident that everything is
going to be fine.
And yet we sit idle.
So, the fact that I have been trying to avoid for more than a
year now can no longer be denied: Discordianism is a filthy
fucking lie. An excuse for misfits, dissidents, and malcontents
to be ineffectual, while still allowing them to pretend that they
are "enlightened" (which seems to consist solely of sitting on
our asses in front of a computer screen while the whole world
goes down the shitter). And don't give The Good Reverend any
shit about KYFMS, either. You can lie to me, but you can't lie
to yourself...but you still do.
The greatest regret I have is all the writing I did to pump the
hideous falsehood that some people can overcome their primate
nature, to make a positive change in their world...fact is, we
can't even be positive amongst ourselves. My first instinct was
to simply destroy every existing copy of all that bullshit I
wrote, but what the hell is the point? Instead, I'll leave them
here as a monument to futility, a sort of "Colossus" of my very
own (google Shelley, for you illiterate types out there). A
horrible reminder that there really is no hope, and that the
or kill me