OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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totally arbitrary decisions, just to see you squirm, and they
even have their own breakroom in which to have a good
chuckle at your expense.
Sound familiar?
Good, good...perhaps you aren't TOTALLY dense, after
all...because the BAD news is, "Discordians", for the most part,
are just another group of primates, indulging in their petty
dominance games. There's nothing special about them, other
than the fact that they CLAIM they are special. When The
Good Reverend states that he "can't be trusted", he means you
can't trust anyone, *especially* a "Discordian". The ones that
act friendly are, of course, the worst of the bunch.
So, if you're going to make the mistake of hanging out in this
festering pit of hypocrisy, I have a few suggestions (which you
shouldn't trust):
1. Clique up FAST.
2. Meet as many of the "hierarchy" as you can, IRL and on the
phone. This counts far more than wit, humor, or even your
disposition.
3. If your clique plots against someone, for God's sake, jump
right in. If you don't, they'll treat you the way convicts treat
someone who learns of their escape plans.
4. DO NEVER expect gratitude for ANYTHING. If, for
example, you recommend someone for moderator status, you
should fully expect that they will dump on you at the first
possible opportunity.
5. Don't bother complaining to Mgt. Just go with me on this
one.
or kill me