OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Lost in America, pt 2:
Efrim lays the law down.
Originally posted Mar 07, 2005
"Get the thing straight once and for all. The policeman isn't
there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve
disorder."
- Richard Daley, Mayor of Chicago.
Efrim and I had finally met on neutral ground, at the Full Moon
Bar (no shit, it's really called that) in Batavia, to discuss
various issues of turf and tactics. We were having no luck,
however, as a third party overheard us, and took what little of
our conversation he heard to be one of drugs.
After a short while, he leaned over to Efrim (he was on the
stool adjacent to Efrim, on the other side from myself) and
said, "You looking to get hooked up?"
Efrim replied that he was straight, thank you very much.
"No, no...I heard you guys talking, and I have what you need."
"Really?", said Efrim, "That's nice. Give me details, man...I
haven't got all night."
The man looked around, and said, "I have meth AND
coke...which do you need?"
Efrim looked at him for a moment, and said, "You know, the
problem with the world today is that nothing is the way it
seems. For example, YOU don't look like a drug dealer...and
or kill me