OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Millions of Screaming Yahoos, part 12:
Return to Dumb.
Originally posted Jul 04, 2005
"The difference between a criminal and an outlaw is that the
outlaw has a following."
- Pablo Escobar
Judge Richardson and I were about 10 miles South of Tucson,
heading for Nogales, when we saw the hitchhikers. I had
started to slow down, when the Judge reminded me that it was
illegal to pick up hitchikers in Arizona.
I responded that only a diseased animal would leave a man to
rot in the desert, but the Judge only laughed, and responded
that there were, in fact, worse fates. The Judge was always a
mean drunk, as any slob unfortunate enough to be arrested on a
Friday night could tell you.
The car came to a stop, and the couple jogged up to it. Their
lips were split, and they looked like hell. As they got into the
van, I handed them a jug of water, and pulled back onto the
highway. My overhead light was out, and I could only make
out that one was male and one was female.
"Thanks, mister", the man said..."We've been here all day. You
might just have saved our lives. "
"Or not", the Judge cackled, as he took another pull from his
beer.
I whacked the judge upside the head with a bottle of water, and
told him to behave...but something was wrong. I KNEW that
voice. I looked into the rear view mirror, but the night was
or kill me