OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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truly spectacular things with fat young interns), to the notorious
and corrupt, such as Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, and
Warren G Harding...but they are all gone now, devoured by
cannibals, for reasons which are better left unsaid. Looking
back on this collection of rat-bastards can be a lot of fun...a real
guilty pleasure, if you will. But why go through fits of
nostalgia, when we have a president who makes them all pale
by comparison?
I am of course refering to the odious and loathesome George
"Dubya" Bush and his merry band of religious zealots,
hypocrites, and corporate thieves. Rotten bastards, every one,
and in a civilized society, they would all be dragged out and
bastinadoed every day at noon, just for kicks. But we do not
live in a civilized nation, we live in America(tm), home of the
free (void where prohibited, some restictions may apply).
This is what I have come to speak of today, Brothers and
Sisters! You must always remember (everywhere, but
particularly in America at the moment) that civilization is a
thin veneer, hiding that face described by Hobbes. For,
paradoxial though it may seem, many discordians are the
most civilized people on Earth! Now, before ye go hunting
stones to throw at the Good Rev, allow me to explain
myself...ask yourself these simple questions:
1. Do I wish to take that which is not mine, by force or the
threat of force?
2. Do I think that everyone who disagrees with my politics,
religion, or football predictions should be killed, or at least
imprisoned?
3. Do I feel that everyone actually believes what I do, if only
they would be honest enough to admit it?
or kill me