OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Rev Roger Sermon #1:
A rant/sermon from the Good
Reverend Roger
Originally posted January 23, 2003
Brothers, Sisters, and Others,
I speak to you (or rather write to you) tonight about the dangers
of backsliding...For are there not those who go about quoting
the Principia and St Wilson the Obscure; and do so having
forgotten the message behind those glib words?
To be a discordian is far more than rote memorization of an
author's words... It is, in essence, one of the few remaining
ways in which a person might be free. To lapse into dogma and
the random spouting of anothers word is to deny that freedom!
Can I get an "Amen"?
In this new decade, our rights are stripped from us inch by
inch, and day by day. We can now be detained (no more fun
for YOU, Bubba...Ever) without counsel, our mail and our
email can be read sans warrant, and even the so-called
"opposition" has caved into this fascism, Eris damn their black
souls. They would have ORDER. Law. Regulation. In short,
they would have all that we disdain; truly, they would make the
WORLD itself grey, had they the power (and they might yet).
Will we stand idly by, while our mutant heritage is torn from
us? Will we stand around mumbling catchetism from the
"holy" books while they make normals of us all? Can I get a
"hell no!"?
or kill me