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OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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Or maybe not...maybe they'd just ignore you. Rant all you like,<br />

just not on their networks.<br />

Besides, look at all the shiny things they have given you in<br />

exchange for liberty and prosperity. TV, in all its intellectual<br />

glory...and if staring at THAT glowing box doesn't appeal to<br />

you, you can lose yourself in World of Warcraft, so you don't<br />

have to hear the groans emitted by the sinking, shattered hull of<br />

the ship of state.<br />

Oh, yes...They have all the false Slack you could ever want.<br />

TV, video games, booze, drugs (they've made dangerous drugs<br />

so illegal that they are the only kind you can get,<br />

anymore)...but just try to get your freak on with your partner, a<br />

prairie squid, and BIG, RED STRAPS, and you'll spend the<br />

rest of your days in a chain link pen.<br />

Speaking of chain link pens, how does it feel to know that<br />

YOU allowed Gitmo and Abu Graib to happen, Bubba? Yep,<br />

we now have our very own concentration camps, for the first<br />

time since the last free-roaming Indians were rounded up.<br />

Most Americans either don't care, or even APPROVE of Gitmo<br />

and Abu Graib...because, so far, these places have only been<br />

used to hold smudgy people. How often have you heard<br />

something like "But they're terrorists...they don't deserve a<br />

trial!"<br />

Yep, people really ARE that stupid, Bubba. They honestly<br />

think that a trial is some kind of favor given to criminals, rather<br />

than a method of discovering if the accused really ARE<br />

criminals.<br />

But The Good Reverend has read Pastor Martin Neimoeller,<br />

and understands perfectly well that what is used on terrorists<br />

today will be used on American citizens tomorrow. Or maybe<br />

or kill me

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