OR KILL ME!! - Principia Discordia

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4. Do I feel that I have the right, nay, the duty to regulate the
sexual behavior, etc, of others?
5. Do I believe that some types of people are inherently
superior to others, and that the lesser type can be distinguished
by skin color and/or language?
I you answered no to the above questions, you are more than
likely civilized...And most Discordians fall into that catagory.
(If you answered "yes" to more than one, the Department of
Homeland Security is still looking for enthusiastic
employees...you're welcome). Now, as I have said, it is vital to
remember that the vast majority of people are NOT civilized,
and that they control the guns!
At this point, I will have lost much of my audience, who are
thinking thoughts of Rev Roger and tinfoil hats...but think
about it: Who, 3 short years ago, would have believed that the
PATRIOT Act or HSD would have been even possible? Gitmo?
A bizarre war in Iraq that nobody, not even the president, can
adaquately explain? Kids coming home in rubber sacks for the
glory of Halliburton's bottom line? And here's the REAL bitch
of it: One of those bodies COULD be you...MIGHT YET be
you...if you don't watch your ass! The Beast doesn't care about
your love of haiku, sexhurt(tm), or even "church art"...The
Beast only cares what your life, or death, can bring it in the
way of money and power (its only diet).
Of course, being drafted isn't the ONLY thing these
screwheads can do to you...They can also "detain" you for "un-
American" activites, "terrorist activities" (smoking a fat one,
for example}, or just for (and I LOVE this one)being "a person
of interest"...and they can do worse than that, such as executing
you, or even sticking you in the same prison cell as Martha
Stewart (sorry about that, but these things HAVE to be said).
or kill me