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253 Lost in America, pt 2: Efrim lays the law down. Originally posted Mar 07, 2005 "Get the thing straight once and for all. The policeman isn't there to create disorder. The policeman is there to preserve disorder." - Richard Daley, Mayor of Chicago. Efrim and I had finally met on neutral ground, at the Full Moon Bar (no shit, it's really called that) in Batavia, to discuss various issues of turf and tactics. We were having no luck, however, as a third party overheard us, and took what little of our conversation he heard to be one of drugs. After a short while, he leaned over to Efrim (he was on the stool adjacent to Efrim, on the other side from myself) and said, "You looking to get hooked up?" Efrim replied that he was straight, thank you very much. "No, no...I heard you guys talking, and I have what you need." "Really?", said Efrim, "That's nice. Give me details, man...I haven't got all night." The man looked around, and said, "I have meth AND coke...which do you need?" Efrim looked at him for a moment, and said, "You know, the problem with the world today is that nothing is the way it seems. For example, YOU don't look like a drug dealer...and or kill me
254 my associate here doesn't look like a minister...and I don't look like a cop." The man went pale, and whispered, "You're a cop?" Efrim just smiled. The man looked him up and down, and decided that Efrim's hippie-like appearance made that impossible. "Oh, yeah?", he said, "show me your badge." "You want to see my badge?" "Yeah. I want to see your badge." "Okay. Look closely", Efrim said...and then slapped the degenerate right on his ear. The man spun halfway around, and fell off his stool. His inner ear had been shocked by the slap, and he couldn't get back up. Efrim stuck his foot in the man's chest, and said, "This is Bush's America, Slappy. We're ALL cops, now!" The man struggled to get up, but between Efrim's foot and his own drunkeness, he was unable to do anything but writhe on the beer-soaked floor. Terry the bouncer came up and asked what was going on. Efrim was obviously debating whether or not to break a few ribs. The situation was getting ugly. I looked over at Terry... "This guy just grabbed Efrim's ass, Terry." Now, the Full Moon is NOT a bar in which you want that to be said about you. The geek tried to scream out a denial, but Efrim applied a little pressure, and all that came out was a whistling noise. or kill me
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OR KILL ME!! Heresies, Rants, Sermo
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20 his frickin' Gestapo, the proble
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30 crazy-glueing the enter button (
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40 legally) booger up the local ATF
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42 Rev Roger Sermon #18: DOOM Origi
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48 Rev Roger Sermon #21: Leeetttts
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50 Rev Roger Sermon #22: The Machin
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52 So if you wish to have a plutocr
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54 With Zevon gone, the most I can
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56 trying...There will be NO revolu
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58 Sermon #25: THE FINAL WORD Origi
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60 4. Do I feel that I have the rig
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62 Rev Roger Special Bonus Sermon #
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64 the bottle, drop the dugout, and
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66 anymore...but your parents ARE.
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84 He really DOES laugh at the GOP
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86 Rev Roger: The Heresies, chapter
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88 6. Free Radicals: A Free Radical
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90 We are mutants. That's right, mu
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92 Heresies 3: Classified. Ξ or ki
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94 Eris is the goddess of DISCORD.
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96 4. Latent Discordians - Discordi
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98 PART Three Millions of Screaming
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100 By HAMZA HENDAWI, Associated Pr
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102 Millions of Screaming Yahoos, p
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104 accomplishment. "See, Millie? T
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138 bastards off, and we can do it
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140 himself Jose. Listening in, I r
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144 near Tombstone. Johnny Ringo wa
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146 "'Clubs', eh? Sounds a little..
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166 Millions of Screaming Yahoos 19
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168 PART Four: ROGER’S Epistles o
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