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GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT<br />

adverb) between the <strong>to</strong> and the verb: <strong>to</strong> loudly bellow, <strong>to</strong> peevishly<br />

whine, <strong>to</strong> cleverly connive, <strong>to</strong> boldly go.<br />

For reasons inscrutable <strong>to</strong> many <strong>to</strong>day, nineteenth-century grammarians<br />

decided that some of the rules of English grammar should<br />

conform <strong>to</strong> those of Latin. In Latin, the infinitive is not split; ergo,<br />

in English the infinitive should not be split. (<strong>The</strong> fact that in Latin<br />

the infinitive is one word and therefore can't be split didn't seem<br />

<strong>to</strong> trouble the rule makers.) <strong>The</strong> result is a decree that presents the<br />

modern writer with a dilemma: Should one ignore it, since breaking<br />

it usually does no real harm, or follow it, since failure <strong>to</strong> do so may<br />

be taken as ignorance?<br />

<strong>The</strong>re is obviously no definitive answer <strong>to</strong> this, but given the<br />

widespread adherence <strong>to</strong> this convention, it's probably advisable <strong>to</strong><br />

abide by it within reason. That is, if it's just as easy <strong>to</strong> word something<br />

in a way that avoids splitting an infinitive, do so-if for no better<br />

reason than some of your readers will fault you otherwise. For<br />

example, rather than saying <strong>The</strong>ir greatest pleasure was <strong>to</strong> proudly<br />

stroll along the boardwalk with their pet armadillo, you could<br />

put the adverb after the verb: <strong>The</strong>ir greatest pleasure was <strong>to</strong> stroll<br />

proudly along the boardwalk with their pet armadillo. Sometimes<br />

the adverb must go in front of the <strong>to</strong>: Instead of I wanted <strong>to</strong> never<br />

see him again, you could say I wanted never <strong>to</strong> see him again.<br />

In fairness, an infinitive does sometimes function best as a unit,<br />

and separating its parts can weaken it by putting undue emphasis<br />

on the intervening adverb. And certainly, even if you have no problem<br />

with splitting infinitives, don't shatter them. Constructions such as<br />

the following seriously interrupt the flow, and make comprehension<br />

difficult:<br />

260<br />

She knew it would be a good idea <strong>to</strong> before the job interview grow out<br />

the green Mohawk.<br />

BETTER: She knew it would be a good idea <strong>to</strong> grow out the green<br />

Mohawk before the job interview.<br />

He asked me <strong>to</strong> as soon as I was finished grooming my newts clear off<br />

the table.<br />

BETTER: He asked me <strong>to</strong> clear off the table as soon as I was finished<br />

grooming my newts.

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