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The Tribal Dance<br />

Vesna Lemaić · 161<br />

Cause when love is gone, there’s always justice .<br />

And when justice is gone, there’s always force .<br />

Laurie Anderson<br />

An old European saying ran thus: Behind every tragedy is a racial mistake.<br />

Those models were made to order, but that order did not include wickedness.<br />

They were still only mannequins of standard proportions, there<br />

was no doubt about that. But when they were placed alongside the native<br />

mannequins, you could feel the difference. Mister Rodendrich had not as<br />

yet suspected anything. He rubbed his hands when the newcomers were<br />

carried into the Heavens clothing store, his rings clinking together like the<br />

golden teeth of the first capitalists. It was a good investment, he was sure<br />

of that. Even immigrants eventually managed to assimilate and get their<br />

hands on some money. Now all he needed to do was set the trap and play<br />

the identification card.<br />

“They will certainly add a touch of diversity to the shop window,” said<br />

Angela, his shop assistant, whom Rodendrich had working for him on<br />

short-term contracts for the last three years, but she had grown on him so<br />

much by now, he was unable to let her go.<br />

Before them stood three mannequins, like hostages up against the wall.<br />

“What is it, Muhammad?” Rodendrich lifted up the black mannequin’s<br />

curly wig. “That is your name, if I’m not mistaken?”<br />

Angela laughed. She always laughed when mister Rodendrich was trying<br />

to be funny.<br />

“Make it Barack!” she said, clapping her hands. As an employee, she had to<br />

support and foster the development of her employer’s ideas.<br />

He chuckled, thinking how he was going to tell the joke to his friends<br />

when they met for drinks.<br />

“Why are you staring at miss Angela, you pig!” He singled the black mannequin<br />

out of the line-up. “Angela, watch yourself! This one won’t leave<br />

you alone when it’s only the two of you in the Heavens!” He hid behind<br />

the mannequin, stretched out its arms and swayed clumsily towards Angela.<br />

“I smell white pussy!”<br />

Angela dodged, joining Rodendrich’s little game. She turned up her nose,<br />

dilated her nostrils. “What’s that smell?” She turned around with a disgusted<br />

expression around her mouth. “It stinks. It smells of Chinese food.”<br />

In mock surprise, she stared at the Asian mannequin. “Chop Sui! Look,<br />

there’s Chop Sui! I didn’t see you come in.”<br />

“Chop Sui! Yes! Yes! That’s what we’re gonna call it!” Bellowing with laughter,<br />

Rodendrich’s face was beginning to look more and more like roast beef.<br />

Angela tried to keep him in a good mood. Her contract was only valid until

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