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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Monday 23 rd – Sunday 29 th July 2007. My relationship <strong>with</strong><br />

Julie cont<strong>in</strong>ued to flourish – but she blamed me for hav<strong>in</strong>g bad<br />

cystitis on Monday – and develop<strong>in</strong>g external thrush on<br />

Wednesday! Like I told her, however, when she saw <strong>the</strong> doctor<br />

that Friday, he told her it was common for new sexual partners!<br />

I paid some bills on Monday, and posted a photo <strong>with</strong> a form<br />

for a national bus pass due to be issued <strong>next</strong> year. Hav<strong>in</strong>g<br />

enquired about one last week, I put <strong>in</strong> a formal request for my<br />

third ever £600 holiday grant from <strong>the</strong> IET Benevolent Fund. I<br />

bought an electric screwdriver for a remarkably low £10 from a<br />

hypermarket style DIY shop <strong>in</strong> Hertford. At midnight that night<br />

my gargantuan female troublemaker from downstairs<br />

<strong>in</strong>cessantly rang my doorbell just because I was play<strong>in</strong>g my<br />

music a bit too loud – so I told her to ‘piss off!’ and waited till<br />

she stopped. I compla<strong>in</strong>ed to <strong>the</strong> Hous<strong>in</strong>g Officer <strong>next</strong> day<br />

about her! The <strong>next</strong> day, Tuesday, I put some spare copies of<br />

my o<strong>the</strong>r book <strong>in</strong>to two local bookshops <strong>in</strong> Ware and Hertford<br />

to try and sell <strong>the</strong>m. That night I was up <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> small hours<br />

f<strong>in</strong>ally gett<strong>in</strong>g round to produc<strong>in</strong>g a ra<strong>the</strong>r oversized article for<br />

Elsevier plc’s ‘Religion’ journal. I planned to pr<strong>in</strong>t off four<br />

copies to post to <strong>the</strong>m, once <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>k I needed arrived. That<br />

happened on <strong>the</strong> Saturday, so I pr<strong>in</strong>ted Elsevier’s four copies<br />

<strong>the</strong>n. Wednesday onwards was quiet. I saw <strong>the</strong> psychologist,<br />

Eric, at Cygnet House down <strong>the</strong> road, for <strong>the</strong> third and last<br />

time. I had got pissed off <strong>with</strong> how he just sat <strong>the</strong>re typ<strong>in</strong>g<br />

what I said on his computer, not say<strong>in</strong>g much and yawn<strong>in</strong>g<br />

rudely a lot! On <strong>the</strong> Thursday Julie had an <strong>in</strong>terview at a job<br />

agency <strong>in</strong> Stevenage for an unlikely job as a tele sales<br />

operator. Indeed, <strong>the</strong> agent was candid <strong>with</strong> her, and told her<br />

she was far too quiet and reserved for tele-sales, and <strong>in</strong>deed<br />

she told me she lost her only previous part time job <strong>in</strong> it. ‘F<strong>in</strong>d<br />

a job <strong>in</strong> your ma<strong>in</strong> background, car<strong>in</strong>g, it would suit you far<br />

<strong>more</strong>!’ she was told. I took her out for a meal at an Italian<br />

restaurant <strong>in</strong> Ware that night, partly as consolation. It poured<br />

<strong>with</strong> ra<strong>in</strong> all day. There had been floods <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> North and<br />

Midlands and East Anglia earlier <strong>in</strong> this wettest July on record –<br />

now Gloucestershire and Worcestershire were experienc<strong>in</strong>g bad<br />

flood<strong>in</strong>g. On Friday two men arrived <strong>with</strong> a huge mach<strong>in</strong>e, and<br />

cleaned my carpets as arranged. I had a haircut. Elsevier<br />

emailed to say, yes, please post us your article from your book.<br />

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