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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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days – but <strong>the</strong>re were over 200 visitors yesterday. I have<br />

nobody, now <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> absence of Mrs Fawlty and crew, to ask why<br />

this should be – and she probably would not be able to answer<br />

now, even if I was still talk<strong>in</strong>g to her. I had received a £50<br />

MSN Adcenter voucher and a £25 Google Adwords voucher<br />

from a special offer on <strong>the</strong> site of my ISP<br />

www.streaml<strong>in</strong>enet.co.uk – and now used <strong>the</strong>se up over <strong>the</strong><br />

<strong>next</strong> couple of weeks – throw<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> a fur<strong>the</strong>r £30 donated by<br />

Microsoft <strong>after</strong> I called <strong>the</strong>ir help l<strong>in</strong>e <strong>after</strong> problems <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

Adcenter. However while help<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> figures <strong>in</strong> terms of visits,<br />

nei<strong>the</strong>r advertis<strong>in</strong>g venture caused any sales. I left a telephone<br />

message for Mrs Fawlty but aga<strong>in</strong> as usual <strong>the</strong>re was no reply.<br />

I made a f<strong>in</strong>al change to fix a typo <strong>with</strong> my book ‘Scientific<br />

Proof’ that night, and regretted hav<strong>in</strong>g ordered a copy at <strong>the</strong><br />

weekend, before that very f<strong>in</strong>al change as I still hope it was.<br />

On Tuesday to my astonishment a REFURBISHED mobile<br />

arrived from T3 which I had not ordered by any stretch of <strong>the</strong><br />

imag<strong>in</strong>ation – yet when I called <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong>y had <strong>in</strong>deed got me<br />

on a contract for <strong>the</strong> damned th<strong>in</strong>g – as well as <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

phone! It took two <strong>more</strong> phone calls and extreme pressure<br />

before <strong>the</strong>y reluctantly gave me a ‘returns’ number – <strong>the</strong>n I<br />

wasted over an hour <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Christmas queue at <strong>the</strong> Post Office<br />

– and to me a huge £6.40 – post<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> damned unwanted<br />

unasked for phone back to <strong>the</strong>m.<br />

On Wednesday I had been paid £62.50 DLA, and was due to be<br />

paid a small pension on Friday. So I ordered one proof copy of<br />

<strong>the</strong> f<strong>in</strong>al version of ‘Scientific Proof’ – but immediately approved<br />

it at <strong>the</strong> Lulu website to ensure any unlikely order secured <strong>the</strong><br />

right, totally f<strong>in</strong>alised version. I also got a £28 Paypal refund<br />

from Lulu as I said before, so started <strong>the</strong> transfer to my bank<br />

account – which completed Christmas Eve, a week later. I<br />

popped <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> MIND club as usual. I phoned T3 Direct that<br />

<strong>after</strong>noon and told <strong>the</strong>m <strong>the</strong>y had no idea what <strong>the</strong>y were do<strong>in</strong>g<br />

– especially to my sanity! – by send<strong>in</strong>g me that oddball handset<br />

yesterday!<br />

On Thursday as I said before I f<strong>in</strong>ally got a letter from <strong>the</strong> USA<br />

IRS reject<strong>in</strong>g my application for an ITIN number – but an email<br />

to Lulu soon got <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>formation I needed to immediately<br />

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