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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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only <strong>the</strong> dealer could do that. I was put through to <strong>the</strong>ir ‘Heart’<br />

department <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> day – who had no heart, refused to<br />

term<strong>in</strong>ate <strong>the</strong> contracts; and said <strong>the</strong> early term<strong>in</strong>ation of <strong>the</strong><br />

mobile contract would cost me £606! I had a letter or two from<br />

T3 Direct <strong>in</strong> response to my parcel returns of Monday! The one<br />

dated 28 th November (Tuesday) said my mobile was at <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

offices – did I want a replacement – i.e. <strong>the</strong> contract was still<br />

live! The o<strong>the</strong>r letter dated 29 th , term<strong>in</strong>ated ‘<strong>the</strong> contract’<br />

which I guessed had to mean <strong>the</strong> contract for <strong>the</strong> broadband<br />

mobile only! I was still no nearer gett<strong>in</strong>g out of pay<strong>in</strong>g 3 Mobile<br />

£600 for noth<strong>in</strong>g – ghastly! I have s<strong>in</strong>ce heard that <strong>the</strong>se<br />

mobile contracts are very hard to get out of once applied!<br />

Kumar emailed say<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> typos on <strong>the</strong> website were fixed, and<br />

<strong>in</strong>cluded <strong>the</strong> artwork for a postcard that was part of <strong>the</strong> deal,<br />

<strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> words, taken from <strong>the</strong> corrected review, corrected as I<br />

had asked on Monday last week, along <strong>with</strong> everyth<strong>in</strong>g else<br />

that had been done wrong. He also <strong>in</strong>cluded <strong>the</strong> keywords for<br />

<strong>the</strong> Google Adwords campaign he was about to launch, which I<br />

actually approved of, and said so. However his ‘advert’ was: -<br />

Scientific Proof that…<br />

New book by Simon Richard Lee.<br />

Religion&Spirituality Book.Review<br />

Which to cut a long story short, as it said little, by about three<br />

goes later, I got him to change it completely to : -<br />

Proof: Holy Spirit Exists<br />

New book: Scientific Proof That<br />

(God The Holy) Spirit Exists<br />

However, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> two weeks s<strong>in</strong>ce (<strong>the</strong> planned length of <strong>the</strong><br />

Adwords campaign), despite putt<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> dozens and dozens of<br />

searches on www.google.com for any of Kumar’s keywords, <strong>the</strong><br />

search ‘God’ alone only once produced <strong>the</strong> advert as above – so<br />

a furious row broke out on Friday between him and me, as to<br />

why <strong>the</strong> adverts were not visible.<br />

F<strong>in</strong>ally <strong>in</strong> an email on Saturday he mentioned <strong>the</strong> magic<br />

keywords ‘bid values’ and ‘budget’ and as I should have<br />

expected <strong>the</strong> whole th<strong>in</strong>g came down to money!<br />

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