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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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all, or nearly all my balance on my account as a result? I wait<br />

to see – for if <strong>the</strong>y do, once I have that <strong>in</strong> writ<strong>in</strong>g I can use that<br />

letter to leverage <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r credit card company that I have a<br />

repayment arrangement <strong>with</strong>, Citi, to do someth<strong>in</strong>g similar. I<br />

am on tenterhooks till <strong>the</strong>n, now that I have beaten off a small<br />

crisis by virtue of money arriv<strong>in</strong>g early!<br />

Once <strong>the</strong> dust f<strong>in</strong>ally settles on whatever happens to <strong>the</strong>se two<br />

credit card accounts, each <strong>after</strong> all of n<strong>in</strong>e months of ask<strong>in</strong>g for<br />

someth<strong>in</strong>g to be done and gett<strong>in</strong>g no response at all, <strong>the</strong>re is<br />

better news still. My fa<strong>the</strong>r has said he is prepared to make me<br />

an <strong>in</strong>terest free loan for over £500 to pay off Capital One, to<br />

whom I pay about £8 <strong>in</strong>terest a month on £200 credit at its<br />

limit, and Littlewoods, who will start charg<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>terest from <strong>next</strong><br />

February unless I pay off <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>terest free Buy Now Pay Later<br />

sum before <strong>the</strong>n.<br />

In <strong>the</strong> meantime before negotiat<strong>in</strong>g <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>se two aggressive<br />

credit card companies, I am try<strong>in</strong>g my luck and hop<strong>in</strong>g to raise<br />

some money by advertis<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> follow<strong>in</strong>g on eBay: -<br />

• Thirteen golf clubs<br />

• My once prized bronze and res<strong>in</strong> statuette of a nude<br />

couple kiss<strong>in</strong>g – I have got fed up <strong>with</strong> it, it only rem<strong>in</strong>ds<br />

me of <strong>the</strong> identical one I gave to Diamond, my alcoholic<br />

former girlfriend!<br />

• A pair of (size 12!) ski boots<br />

• A car bodywork dent repair kit<br />

• A Japanese bracelet I was given <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> hospital <strong>in</strong> London<br />

last year!<br />

Previous experience of eBay years ago was bad – <strong>the</strong>re were no<br />

bids – so that may well be repeated this time, particularly as I<br />

have put realistic m<strong>in</strong>imum bid prices, and <strong>the</strong>re is as we all<br />

know a massive recession on; so <strong>the</strong> barga<strong>in</strong> hunters who<br />

haunt eBay may well ignore my adverts! However if I cannot<br />

raise some money this way; I will f<strong>in</strong>d it hard to buy <strong>the</strong> zoom<br />

telephoto lens that I really need for my new camera; or to<br />

order six proof books I need from Lulu (see <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> section).<br />

2. Book Publish<strong>in</strong>g Efforts and The Recession.<br />

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