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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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Collections phoned. I reiterated <strong>the</strong> tedious tale yet aga<strong>in</strong>, and<br />

he seemed to understand, until I had to cut him off at 3.30 to<br />

go off to <strong>the</strong> chiropodist. The chiropodist cut off loads of dead<br />

sk<strong>in</strong>, and attributed it to <strong>the</strong> lithium tablets I take, whereas<br />

both Doctors on Monday had rudely called this ‘self neglect’ –<br />

who are <strong>the</strong>y to blame <strong>the</strong>ir own medication? He said <strong>the</strong> only<br />

answer to such a very deep verucca was surgery – at <strong>the</strong> same<br />

Bishop’s Stortford Hospital I had been seen at years before –<br />

and to ask my GP Dr Gibson for a referral. I filled out a two<br />

sided note at <strong>the</strong> GP’s surgery to that effect shortly <strong>after</strong>wards.<br />

Back home, I emailed <strong>the</strong> errant Stef at www.lulu.com about<br />

<strong>the</strong> delay <strong>in</strong> any refund, for <strong>the</strong> umpteenth time <strong>in</strong> months.<br />

Like <strong>the</strong> saga of <strong>the</strong> mobile phone, and Google Anal Itch Itch<br />

figures, this was gett<strong>in</strong>g very tiresome! I saw Julie that night<br />

<strong>after</strong> supper. She was contemplat<strong>in</strong>g apply<strong>in</strong>g for a new part<br />

time job, and leav<strong>in</strong>g her present job, from which she had only<br />

received one week’s money s<strong>in</strong>ce 23 rd September – two<br />

months! Could she claim Income Support – or jobseeker’s<br />

allowance – she wondered? Could she borrow my phone <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

morn<strong>in</strong>g to call Hous<strong>in</strong>g Benefit as well?<br />

On Friday morn<strong>in</strong>g she duly came round and called Hous<strong>in</strong>g<br />

Benefit, who said she did not qualify! I thought <strong>after</strong> yesterday<br />

<strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> call from 3 Mobile, to call T3 Direct later that <strong>after</strong>noon<br />

– and got straight through all of twice! They arranged to have<br />

a ’John’ call to cancel my exist<strong>in</strong>g contract and take out a new<br />

smaller one – for £25 a month for 500 free m<strong>in</strong>utes on <strong>the</strong><br />

small model but a new phone. As of Monday 1 st December,<br />

<strong>next</strong> week, he has still not called – and 3 Mobile have called<br />

aga<strong>in</strong> on both <strong>the</strong> Sunday and <strong>the</strong> Monday! A parcel arrived<br />

<strong>with</strong> Julie’s boots, Rachel’s hooded sweatshirt and Hayden’s<br />

‘Thomas <strong>the</strong> tank eng<strong>in</strong>e’ jog suit. However <strong>the</strong> boots were not<br />

as described over <strong>the</strong> phone – and Julie asked me to exchange<br />

<strong>the</strong>m for a ‘wedge’ pair.<br />

The weekend was <strong>in</strong>credibly quiet aga<strong>in</strong>. The coat I had<br />

ordered yesterday for Rachel at Julie’s request, was delivered.<br />

Also on Saturday Julie said ‘have you seen this?’ when I called<br />

<strong>in</strong>. There <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Thursday edition of <strong>the</strong> local Herald newspaper<br />

was an article ‘God <strong>with</strong>out <strong>the</strong> delusions’ about my book and I<br />

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