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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Wednesday <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> day my fa<strong>the</strong>r and Libby wrapped presents.<br />

I had wrapped up some SPARE ones my Fa<strong>the</strong>r still had that I<br />

had bought <strong>the</strong> previous year, <strong>the</strong> previous day and taken <strong>the</strong>m<br />

to Jem’s. For Jane and her two girls some really nice suede<br />

handbags, as well as a scarf, hat and glove set each, <strong>in</strong> leopard<br />

sk<strong>in</strong>. Now Libby piped up – ‘you gave me that same handbag<br />

set last year too. They are TOTALLY unsuitable for Jane and<br />

her girls. You will simply HAVE to get <strong>the</strong>m out from under <strong>the</strong><br />

Christmas tree when we go back over <strong>the</strong>re for <strong>the</strong>ir party<br />

tonight!’ Then she grimly added <strong>in</strong>sult to <strong>in</strong>jury – ‘do you want<br />

me to shop for you for Christmas <strong>in</strong> future?’ There was<br />

obviously quite a row over this! They cooked a microwave<br />

curry for supper, <strong>the</strong>n between 8-11pm we went back over to<br />

Jem’s for a Christmas Eve party <strong>with</strong> his friends and<br />

neighbours. I got a phone call from Julie on my mobile – my<br />

front door lock was broken and my neighbours were guard<strong>in</strong>g<br />

my flat – she had discovered this that even<strong>in</strong>g while look<strong>in</strong>g<br />

<strong>after</strong> Woosskat!<br />

So came Christmas Day, we got <strong>the</strong>re at 2pm and immediately<br />

set off for a long brisk walk under <strong>the</strong> enthusiastic urg<strong>in</strong>gs to<br />

‘go fur<strong>the</strong>r’ of Nigel, Jane’s ever talkative Uncle who was<br />

stay<strong>in</strong>g <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>m. There were LOADS of presents that late<br />

<strong>after</strong>noon before turkey d<strong>in</strong>ner, and despite my sister’s scold<strong>in</strong>g<br />

all my presents went down well – even <strong>the</strong> handbags. I had<br />

bought my 14 year old nephew Jordan, two real toolkits like my<br />

own at home, and he was also delighted <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong>se. Supper<br />

was aga<strong>in</strong> delicious – except <strong>the</strong>y had quite forgotten to cook<br />

<strong>the</strong> langoust<strong>in</strong>es <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first course – and of course mugg<strong>in</strong>s<br />

here ate his raw prawn before <strong>the</strong>y said!<br />

Box<strong>in</strong>g Day dawned bright and cold whereas earlier this<br />

Christmas it had been overcast and mild. So we went on a<br />

small pilgrimage to <strong>the</strong> South Downs, to <strong>the</strong> tree where Mum’s<br />

ashes are scattered, and said our respects, before tak<strong>in</strong>g a long<br />

hill walk <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> brisk w<strong>in</strong>d. We had a cold meal <strong>with</strong> Libby<br />

provid<strong>in</strong>g salads and gammon – Jane was hav<strong>in</strong>g a day off from<br />

cook<strong>in</strong>g.<br />

I had decided to catch <strong>the</strong> tra<strong>in</strong> home <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> day, but my<br />

fa<strong>the</strong>r detoured via Brighton Asda on <strong>the</strong> way – and we<br />

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