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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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From: Simon Lee<br />

To: Some Hits<br />

Sent: Saturday, March 21, 2009 5:32 PM<br />

Subject: Poor perform<strong>in</strong>g traffic - alternative suggestions<br />

please!!??<br />

Hi Shannon<br />

Hope you had a good weekend. The wea<strong>the</strong>r here <strong>in</strong> England<br />

has been very 'Spr<strong>in</strong>g-ey' for a whole week early and <strong>the</strong> clocks<br />

go forward an hour <strong>in</strong> a week so <strong>the</strong> flowers and cherry<br />

blossom will soon see daylight till 8pm not 5pm till recently!<br />

You only replied to my several emails yesterday even<strong>in</strong>g GMT<br />

so I would hazard a guess you are Western America based.<br />

Please tell me if that is <strong>the</strong> case so I know only to email you<br />

<strong>after</strong> 5pm here i.e. 9am your time zone!<br />

I AM <strong>NO</strong>T HAPPY AT ALL <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> analysis from my Matrixstats<br />

1.1 statistics package of <strong>the</strong> 2,000 visitors you have generated<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> first nearly 24 hours: -<br />

The 'bounce rate' (fraction only glanc<strong>in</strong>g at <strong>the</strong> web site for a<br />

few seconds before leav<strong>in</strong>g it) is an <strong>in</strong>credibly HIGH 98% -<br />

previously I was only experienc<strong>in</strong>g 75%-80% on a sample for<br />

March alone of 500 visitors 1st-20th March before I started<br />

your traffic!!!<br />

You 'confessed' <strong>the</strong> traffic is 'worldwide' i.e. multil<strong>in</strong>gual and<br />

clearly from my own figures most visitors <strong>in</strong> far-flung countries<br />

<strong>in</strong> Asia, Africa, Ch<strong>in</strong>a and South America do not even have<br />

English as a second language!!! That is <strong>the</strong> major reason for<br />

(1).<br />

The VISITOR QUALITY of visitors who do look at <strong>the</strong> site for<br />

over two m<strong>in</strong>utes is ABYSMAL - most only look at one or two<br />

o<strong>the</strong>r pages. I count a 'QUALITY VISIT' as one that looks at 10<br />

pages upwards and/or stays on <strong>the</strong> site for over 15 m<strong>in</strong>utes!!!<br />

From 1-3 above CLEARLY THE VISITORS ARE <strong>NO</strong>T AT ALL<br />

TARGETED LIKE YOU CLAIM.<br />

I EXPECT (NEARLY) ZERO SALES IF THIS IS ALLOWED TO<br />

CONTINUE...<br />

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