NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

smoking room, completely filled two ‘Fanta’ bottles – with
my own pee! I then left these prominently on one of the
benches in the smoking room, which incidentally was the
best designed such room I have ever been in! Sure
enough, a Mauritian nurse soon came in and said
accusingly, ‘looks like someone has peed in those two
bottles! Was it you?’ to which I replied, ‘Yes – and it looks
like those two cameras work up in the corners of the
room!’ to which he had to laugh! Later, now definitely
knowing for sure everybody going in that room was on
‘candid camera’, I pointed at it and said near the intercom
‘and I bet that intercom is the microphone’ – and it
immediately started flashing a little light that had never
been on before! Whoever was listening and watching to
this obviously thought I deserved a little joke by them for
being so smart as to detect both cameras and a
microphone. However, when I told most of the smoker
patients about this, they just scoffed! I turned to the
nursing assistant there after one of these patients left the
smoking room and said ‘you just can’t tell some people!’
and we both laughed quite hard! After I found that the
smoking room was heavily bugged in this way, between
Friday 14 th February and Monday 18 th February I talked a
load of crap in there, mostly fantasising, as a bit of a
laugh. That ended when I told Julie that I got her
Valentine card, in one of frequent phone calls to her
during my stay there, and confirmed she had got mine –
but that neither of us had got cards from anybody else!
She had already said she would not drive down and visit
me there as she was not used to driving in London!
7. A lot of the patients on this medium-security ward were
violent, or criminals, or both, but I only experienced one
incident of near violence that hurt – when I managed to
upset a tall young black patient from Nigeria, and he
shouted so near and so violently to me while I sat there
taking his abuse, that he spat all over my face! One
patient that everybody hated so much we called him ‘Ali
Baba’ was an all teeth Pakistani imported there from Leeds
– whose own delusions were typical of Asians at present.
According to him, he was second in command of
Al’Quaeda UK – knew several of their main Internet
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