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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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fully happy at last that ‘<strong>in</strong> due course’ I will get a response of<br />

some sort very soon now, also <strong>after</strong> three whole months, to<br />

requests to three old credit card companies to give me a full<br />

assessment of past default charges <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> last six years. So at<br />

long last I will be shortly <strong>in</strong> a position to stop agitat<strong>in</strong>g about<br />

how to summarise <strong>the</strong> <strong>more</strong> trivial aspects of this book so as<br />

<strong>the</strong> reader can bear read<strong>in</strong>g it; and actually f<strong>in</strong>ish this book.<br />

Book Publish<strong>in</strong>g – of Agents, and turn<strong>in</strong>g to try to get<br />

better results on <strong>the</strong> Internet<br />

My dismissal of ‘literary agents’ as <strong>the</strong>y’ve dismissed me!<br />

It was first some years ago, that <strong>after</strong> a large mail-shot to<br />

publishers, <strong>the</strong>ir replies <strong>in</strong>dicated that <strong>the</strong> ma<strong>in</strong> ones <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

broad ‘religion’ or ‘science and religion’ fields required a literary<br />

agent’s services. I wrote two years ago, to about 80 agents,<br />

but got a totally negative response from all of <strong>the</strong>m, that took<br />

weeks and months to arrive <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> post.<br />

So when this January I emailed about 50 relatively suitable<br />

literary agents, and rang about ten o<strong>the</strong>r suitable agents <strong>with</strong><br />

no email address, it was <strong>with</strong> little hope. Especially when one<br />

of <strong>the</strong> phone calls resulted <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> lady at <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r end<br />

confid<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> me: - “The whole book market has been totally<br />

saturated and flat for some years now. For <strong>the</strong> last six months<br />

it has been totally dead – publishers just are not tak<strong>in</strong>g on new<br />

books. Just about your only hope is <strong>the</strong> Internet!” Indeed of<br />

those 60+ agents, not one seemed <strong>in</strong>itially at all <strong>in</strong>terested. 15<br />

emails and 5 phone calls got no reply at all. 35 politely<br />

decl<strong>in</strong>ed. Just 6 asked me to write to <strong>the</strong>m <strong>in</strong>stead, so <strong>in</strong><br />

desperation I did, also writ<strong>in</strong>g to just about <strong>the</strong> only ma<strong>in</strong><br />

publisher that publishes religious books <strong>with</strong>out ask<strong>in</strong>g for an<br />

agent – Piatkus Books. The latter and three agents replied ‘no’<br />

some weeks ago. Curtis Brown answered <strong>with</strong> a similar pro<br />

forma ‘no’ last Saturday as I write on Monday 16 th March 2009.<br />

So just two <strong>more</strong> agents have still to reply – but <strong>the</strong>se last<br />

three weeks I have reached a firm conscious decision to hold<br />

out absolutely zero hope! Instead, just as <strong>the</strong> agent I phoned<br />

advised, I have been th<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g of ways to re-launch my<br />

www.silee.me.uk, which started out <strong>with</strong> 1,000 visits a week<br />

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