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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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attached say<strong>in</strong>g ‘all <strong>the</strong> work was done now – so your <strong>in</strong>voice<br />

will arrive soon’ AND he had started <strong>the</strong> Google Adwords<br />

campaign that was part of <strong>the</strong> deal. I emailed him back <strong>after</strong><br />

my earlier email <strong>with</strong> all <strong>the</strong> above problems seemed to have<br />

been ignored, say<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>re were <strong>in</strong> fact a lot of problems – and<br />

please STOP <strong>the</strong> Adwords immediately till <strong>the</strong>y were all fixed. I<br />

went to bed quite stressed out – <strong>with</strong> no answer yet!<br />

The <strong>next</strong> day Kumar had taken <strong>the</strong> website off l<strong>in</strong>e and agreed<br />

to fix all <strong>the</strong> problems – word<strong>in</strong>g immediately and colour<br />

scheme <strong>in</strong> about ‘1-2 days’ (it took 7 <strong>in</strong> fact!) However he<br />

<strong>in</strong>sisted that <strong>the</strong> bookshops were my problem and Lulu’s as<br />

author and publisher! I agreed, and emailed<br />

www.barnesandnoble.com and www.amazon.com, and when<br />

Manuela phoned I was able to tell her everyth<strong>in</strong>g was OK! Two<br />

boxes arrived by post earlier that day – <strong>the</strong> long awaited mobile<br />

phone and ‘dongle’ (broadband mobile).<br />

I did not unpack <strong>the</strong>m till <strong>the</strong> <strong>next</strong> day, Wednesday. Julie went<br />

off to tra<strong>in</strong> for a job <strong>with</strong> a young man <strong>with</strong> emphysema who<br />

lived <strong>in</strong> Hoddesdon, despite her hav<strong>in</strong>g fa<strong>in</strong>t<strong>in</strong>g spells on<br />

Tuesday. I telephoned International Directory Enquiries so I<br />

could give www.amazon.com a phone number for ‘Shauna’ at<br />

Lulu – so I could supply <strong>the</strong>m <strong>with</strong> write-up’s about my book. I<br />

sent Barnes and Noble a copy of <strong>the</strong> front cover of my book –<br />

and soon <strong>the</strong>y had <strong>the</strong> title, cover and description up to date.<br />

When I emailed <strong>the</strong>m <strong>next</strong> week <strong>the</strong>y equally promptly got <strong>the</strong><br />

book off <strong>the</strong> ‘out of pr<strong>in</strong>t’ list and back on full sale.<br />

On Thursday I went through <strong>the</strong> list of replies from search<br />

eng<strong>in</strong>es that poured <strong>in</strong> on <strong>the</strong> new email address I had added<br />

to my repertoire, follow<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> web-site go<strong>in</strong>g live Monday.<br />

Two of <strong>the</strong>m offered cheap search eng<strong>in</strong>es submissions, and I<br />

paid a total of £28 or so for both of <strong>the</strong>se – one it claimed to<br />

65,000 search eng<strong>in</strong>es! The website had gone back ‘live’<br />

yesterday and Kumar had fixed <strong>the</strong> wrong word<strong>in</strong>g; added <strong>the</strong><br />

second review; and removed <strong>the</strong> ‘book shop’ l<strong>in</strong>ks for me while<br />

I talked to <strong>the</strong> book shops about <strong>the</strong>ir entries for my book.<br />

This was <strong>in</strong> fact nail break<strong>in</strong>g work <strong>with</strong> www.amazon.com –<br />

plus I just assumed <strong>the</strong>y would pass on <strong>the</strong> work to <strong>the</strong>ir sister<br />

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