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‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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that I could call any time <strong>with</strong><strong>in</strong> reason, and did not bat an<br />

eyelid when I called him about 2pm <strong>with</strong> two important<br />

questions: -<br />

Their web site stated that it took ‘five to ten weeks’ for <strong>the</strong>m to<br />

do a proper professional job <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>itial half payment. My<br />

ma<strong>in</strong> book is about ‘Spirit’ – and it so happens that <strong>in</strong> just<br />

under seven weeks is Friday 31 st October – Hallowe’en! Could<br />

<strong>the</strong>y possibly do <strong>the</strong> work for a launch date of Monday 27 th<br />

October, just before, i.e. <strong>in</strong> six weeks from tomorrow, Monday?<br />

He laughed and said that I should not tell <strong>the</strong>m how to do <strong>the</strong>ir<br />

job! However of course it was tight but probably feasible, he<br />

would talk to Manuela about this.<br />

I also wanted <strong>the</strong>ir site for me to feature all n<strong>in</strong>e books at<br />

www.lulu.com/AuthorMeUK not just ‘Scientific Proof that (God<br />

The Holy) Spirit Exists’. What would <strong>the</strong>y charge for this? He<br />

said to email all n<strong>in</strong>e book cover pdf’s to Manuela, and ask her<br />

for a quote.<br />

The only problem <strong>with</strong> this, I reflected, is that my three latest<br />

books came out last year – and I don’t have ISBN numbers for<br />

<strong>the</strong>m (<strong>the</strong> unique barcode numbers on <strong>the</strong> back cover of a<br />

book). After spend<strong>in</strong>g about £20 of my £285 left <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />

refund from Substance Books on Friday, I only have £265 <strong>in</strong> my<br />

Paypal account of any money at all – and ISBN’s usually cost<br />

quite a lot <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> past! Also £198 of that I have to keep back<br />

for Book Promotion ltd up front payment! The last time I had<br />

ordered ISBN numbers from www.lulu.com was about three<br />

years earlier. I called up <strong>the</strong> site on my web browser on my<br />

PC, and discovered that <strong>the</strong> ‘basic distribution package’ I had<br />

paid, as I remembered, $49.95 for each of five books, had been<br />

replaced by two different options. Firstly, a ‘self publish’ one<br />

which bought you TEN ISBN numbers for about $130, <strong>with</strong> a<br />

fur<strong>the</strong>r $27 to impose <strong>the</strong>m on each book <strong>after</strong> <strong>the</strong> first one.<br />

Far too much money for my as ever tight as Tarzan’s lo<strong>in</strong>cloth<br />

budget! If that was not enough, <strong>the</strong>re were book layout<br />

requirements that not all my books met, especially <strong>the</strong><br />

hardback version of my poetry book.<br />

However, a quick glance down <strong>the</strong> ‘published by lulu’ check list,<br />

currently astonish<strong>in</strong>gly be<strong>in</strong>g offered entirely free not at<br />

$99.95, which I was later told was <strong>the</strong> normal price, seemed to<br />

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