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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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year, you were charged nearly 30% <strong>in</strong>terest! My order was for<br />

all of: -<br />

• A pair of jeans and two pairs of jog pants for Julie<br />

• A ’Harr<strong>in</strong>gton’ lea<strong>the</strong>r jacket, three T-shirts and a pair of<br />

jeans<br />

• A designer polyester dress<strong>in</strong>g gown<br />

• An Adidas track suit and two T shirts<br />

• As a special offer, two duvet covers, two sheets, four<br />

pillowcases <strong>in</strong> two match<strong>in</strong>g sets.<br />

It all came to over £500 <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> credit mark up so unless<br />

I can get my credit card charges refunded to what I need to<br />

settle at <strong>the</strong> non-credit price – I will owe Littlewoods a lot of<br />

money <strong>in</strong> 2010! F<strong>in</strong>ally that day, that even<strong>in</strong>g I pr<strong>in</strong>ted off 1<br />

2/3 copies – until <strong>the</strong> paper ran out - of chapters 4-6 of<br />

‘Scientific Proof’ - to send to <strong>the</strong> four agencies that had<br />

requested hard copy. The blue <strong>in</strong>k was runn<strong>in</strong>g out, but I had<br />

no money till tomorrow. I had also pr<strong>in</strong>ted off four copies of a<br />

letter similar, but different to, <strong>the</strong> email version, as it referred<br />

to ‘enclosures’ not ‘attachments’; <strong>the</strong> synopsis as on <strong>the</strong> web<br />

site; and my CV.<br />

So on Saturday, <strong>in</strong> order to complete <strong>the</strong> small mail shot of four<br />

envelopes each conta<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g a self addressed stamped return<br />

envelope, I got my rema<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g money out of an ATM, hav<strong>in</strong>g<br />

paid my Citi card bill of £22.11 over <strong>the</strong> phone, and proceeded<br />

to stretch my budget up town! I bought: -<br />

• 12 A4 envelopes at <strong>the</strong> graphics shop @ 10p each = £1.20<br />

• 20 cigarettes and a jar of coffee (reduced) <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> post<br />

office for £8.30<br />

• Two 500 sheet packs of A4 paper <strong>the</strong>re also for £5.00<br />

• Eight stamps @ 90p (<strong>the</strong>re and back for 4 packages)<br />

hav<strong>in</strong>g made up just one and hav<strong>in</strong>g it weighed before<br />

post<strong>in</strong>g it = £7.20<br />

• A set of four compatible <strong>in</strong>k cartridges <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Internet café<br />

£17.00<br />

• Tesco shop £20.50<br />

• 100 cigarettes, 2oz ‘Samson’ roll<strong>in</strong>g tobacco and two<br />

papers and two lottery scratchcards that lost! £33<br />

320

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