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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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and fruit juice. While I ordered <strong>the</strong> above bits and pieces <strong>the</strong>re<br />

was a fraud alert but I soon phoned <strong>the</strong> bank and sorted that<br />

out! I was now sk<strong>in</strong>t even though my fa<strong>the</strong>r had given me<br />

£200 for computer bits for <strong>the</strong> PCs on Mymms ward last week –<br />

too much had been taken up by my large overdraft…<br />

Tuesday Julie rang about 11am and said <strong>the</strong>re was no cheque<br />

<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> morn<strong>in</strong>g post as promised by Npower… typical big power<br />

corporation, I phoned about a dozen times, but as my mobile<br />

credit soon rang out I tried various payphones, which ei<strong>the</strong>r did<br />

not work or my £2 change got wasted because <strong>the</strong>y rang off<br />

before I could put it <strong>in</strong>. Eventually I got through on a staff<br />

office phone to be told <strong>the</strong> cheque would take ten whole days!<br />

The Argent software had crashed when I <strong>in</strong>stalled it but when I<br />

made a massively expensive mobile phone call to California <strong>the</strong><br />

sales guy briefly gave me mis<strong>in</strong>formation. I only paid for credit<br />

because I suddenly realised I had £20 on my only still work<strong>in</strong>g<br />

credit card!<br />

At 9.40am on Wednesday, unusually, which was a privilege, I<br />

was first <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> ward round. Where my CPN produced a long<br />

list from a huge pile of notes of all <strong>the</strong> drug experiments I had<br />

ever been subjected to – none of which had worked!!! I was to<br />

be put on a ten-year old and very different tranquillizer <strong>in</strong>stead<br />

of 10 mg haloperidol tablets a day, i.e. 200mg amisulpride<br />

twice a day morn<strong>in</strong>g and even<strong>in</strong>g. Also from Thursday I was<br />

given four hours’ leave a day. At 2pm Julie and I had a<br />

meet<strong>in</strong>g at <strong>the</strong> hospital for which Julie drove over, <strong>with</strong> L<strong>in</strong>dsay<br />

<strong>the</strong> American tra<strong>in</strong>ee social worker who had been at <strong>the</strong><br />

section<strong>in</strong>g, about which both of us, me <strong>in</strong> particular,<br />

compla<strong>in</strong>ed bitterly! L<strong>in</strong>dsay was very sympa<strong>the</strong>tic...<br />

In <strong>the</strong> <strong>after</strong>noon perhaps <strong>the</strong> most attractive white nurs<strong>in</strong>g<br />

assistant, called Anna, I had met for years was on duty, to be<br />

so occasionally, even though she came from <strong>the</strong> Lister Hospital<br />

as Stevenage - as she was half Italian, expla<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g her very<br />

attractive features and gorgeous slim figure – even <strong>more</strong><br />

beautiful than my old combatant and friend ‘Diamond’ from my<br />

book ‘Which Witch Doctor?’ That even<strong>in</strong>g I tried download<strong>in</strong>g<br />

W<strong>in</strong>dows XP service pack 2 for PC #1 on <strong>the</strong> ward – and it<br />

worked but only very slowly, but failed to complete overnight…<br />

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