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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

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Homebase <strong>in</strong> Harlow on <strong>the</strong> Monday so I could replace <strong>the</strong><br />

curta<strong>in</strong> rail <strong>in</strong> my kitchen, long ago distorted by <strong>the</strong> fire <strong>the</strong>re<br />

two years ago, and I also bought a hacksaw to help put it up –<br />

and a toolbox for my electrical tool kit. That even<strong>in</strong>g I took<br />

down <strong>the</strong> old curta<strong>in</strong> rail and washed <strong>the</strong> curta<strong>in</strong>s. The sofa<br />

from Ikea arrived on <strong>the</strong> Thursday <strong>in</strong> three parts – <strong>the</strong><br />

mattress/seat, dark blue cover and frame ready to be built up.<br />

After go<strong>in</strong>g to Matalan, and hav<strong>in</strong>g a meal <strong>with</strong> Julie as usual,<br />

first I cut and put up <strong>the</strong> new rail, <strong>the</strong>n curta<strong>in</strong>s, <strong>the</strong>n worked<br />

to about 3am on <strong>the</strong> sofa frame, mak<strong>in</strong>g only one small<br />

mistake that took ten m<strong>in</strong>utes to make good. Friday I had<br />

several arguments on <strong>the</strong> phone <strong>with</strong> Josie and Cuthbert of <strong>the</strong><br />

Assertive Outreach Team, but <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> end <strong>the</strong>y did not give me<br />

my depot. That even<strong>in</strong>g <strong>after</strong> a nice meal, and Julie had<br />

admired <strong>the</strong> new sofa-bed – we christened it <strong>with</strong> a sheet on it<br />

and pillows from <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r sofa-bed – ‘Ladies First!’ aga<strong>in</strong> for<br />

<strong>the</strong> second time of four so far of that – to rem<strong>in</strong>d you, her<br />

gett<strong>in</strong>g on top of me and com<strong>in</strong>g, <strong>the</strong>n roll<strong>in</strong>g over so I came<br />

too! On Saturday we planned to go to Clacton, but when she<br />

rang to wake me up I felt unwell, <strong>the</strong>n Jackie my nurse rang<br />

<strong>the</strong>n came round and gave me my depot. We ended up not<br />

go<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> seaside, but mak<strong>in</strong>g not one but two trips to<br />

Matalan that <strong>after</strong>noon, buy<strong>in</strong>g some nice clo<strong>the</strong>s for Julie, and<br />

return<strong>in</strong>g two o<strong>the</strong>r outfits she had bought <strong>in</strong> Harlow, one too<br />

big and <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r frayed. My diary only records that that night<br />

and <strong>the</strong> whole of Sunday I had to do a drastic ‘de-tox’ from <strong>the</strong><br />

haldol depot – us<strong>in</strong>g lots of coffee, beer, Pepsi Max and orange<br />

juice – I was so very agitated!<br />

Monday 13 th – Sunday 19 th August. This third quiet week of<br />

three saw very little happen, accord<strong>in</strong>g to my handwritten<br />

diary, but it set <strong>the</strong> scene for <strong>the</strong> high drama of <strong>the</strong> bank<br />

holiday weekend com<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> two weeks’ time. On Monday I<br />

b<strong>in</strong>ned a load of brown cardboard boxes clutter<strong>in</strong>g up my<br />

land<strong>in</strong>g. Julie and I <strong>the</strong>n took a load of electrical equipment<br />

piled up <strong>the</strong>re, that I had now replaced as it was damaged<br />

beyond repair and/or was too old, to Hoddesdon tip, which had<br />

an electrical recycl<strong>in</strong>g facility. She failed to f<strong>in</strong>d a ‘spiritual’<br />

shop fur<strong>the</strong>r down <strong>the</strong> road <strong>in</strong> Cheshunt, to put some of my<br />

books on sale or try to, and concluded it must have shut down<br />

s<strong>in</strong>ce her last visit last year. F<strong>in</strong>ally at Hoddesdon Argos I<br />

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