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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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my ra<strong>the</strong>r decayed teeth, of excess sugary dr<strong>in</strong>ks. On his<br />

advice I switched to ‘diet’ cola and o<strong>the</strong>r soft dr<strong>in</strong>ks – and<br />

that change has taken <strong>the</strong> weight off aga<strong>in</strong> – no doubt<br />

along <strong>with</strong> <strong>the</strong> frequent walks Julie and I took up to a<br />

couple of weeks ago, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> f<strong>in</strong>e wea<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>n. Julie was<br />

comment<strong>in</strong>g on my paunch until <strong>in</strong>activity at home from<br />

unemployment led her to develop a spare tyre round her<br />

stomach too – along <strong>with</strong> becom<strong>in</strong>g a bra size bigger and<br />

even <strong>more</strong> buxom than usual! With work<strong>in</strong>g hard, long<br />

anti-social hours, she has probably lost half a stone <strong>in</strong> two<br />

weeks so her own weight problem is also under control<br />

aga<strong>in</strong>!<br />

7. Friends and Family. It has been very, very quiet <strong>with</strong><br />

my immediate family s<strong>in</strong>ce Easter two months ago. As<br />

ever I never hear from Jem and Jane, who rema<strong>in</strong><br />

oblivious and prefer to rema<strong>in</strong> oblivious to all my<br />

problems. That is, my own bro<strong>the</strong>r has only ever paid me<br />

one solitary visit of just five m<strong>in</strong>utes while I have spent<br />

years literally <strong>in</strong> hospital – claim<strong>in</strong>g ‘I live too far away<br />

ever to visit you and as you know have a young family’!<br />

My fa<strong>the</strong>r and sister always seem to keep <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />

deliberately too ‘busy’ – my fa<strong>the</strong>r <strong>with</strong> DIY <strong>in</strong> his new<br />

house and my sister <strong>with</strong> her lectur<strong>in</strong>g job – ever to r<strong>in</strong>g<br />

me up for even a short social chat. Of my only two<br />

acqua<strong>in</strong>tances until recently left <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> area <strong>in</strong> ‘mental<br />

health’; both appear to have been ‘taken away’ recently!<br />

Young Chris <strong>the</strong> Sri Lankan vanished from Ware end of<br />

last year – and Jemima, who works <strong>with</strong> him, says his<br />

whereabouts now are ‘confidential’ – a mental hospital and<br />

now a Therapeutic Community like I have been threatened<br />

<strong>with</strong> twice now? My o<strong>the</strong>r wacky acqua<strong>in</strong>tance, Paul,<br />

arrived on my doorstep at 10am yesterday, Thursday 11 th<br />

June – and admitted he had just emerged from n<strong>in</strong>e<br />

hideous weeks <strong>in</strong> Woodhill jail near Milton Keynes – for<br />

assault<strong>in</strong>g a young girl <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> street! Meanwhile I have<br />

made some new friends at <strong>the</strong> M<strong>in</strong>d Club.<br />

8. My flat and be<strong>in</strong>g here 10 whole years this<br />

September. I am really ra<strong>the</strong>r shocked to realise that I<br />

moved to this bedsit homeless <strong>in</strong> early September 1999,<br />

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