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NO more relationships with 'girls next door'!; - after TWO in the 'Priory Street Posse'!

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”… With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould! From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9… The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?” FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

‘True Love Reigns’ after another break lasting many years. With a truly slow, dreamy, so ROMANTIC love affair with “ma (Menopausal) Grandma Julia Conyard next door”…

With her equally unmissable and unforgettable wayward foster daughter Rachel Conyard-Whorewould!

From 7/7/7 – with a whole sixteen month timeout surrounding all of 2008 - right up to about 9/9/9…

The fifth part of his autobiography, covering 2007 into 2009 with the theme “With Doctors like these, who needs Enemies?”

FOURFold il Professori Emeritus sed moltissimo Modestus Mr Simon Richard ‘Pilchard’ Day Lee BA MA (Cambridge) CEng MIEE MIET MInstMC

Electric Zen Buddha (as on Face Book)

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In <strong>the</strong> bleak wea<strong>the</strong>r I have received an unprecedented two<br />

cold wea<strong>the</strong>r payments of £25 <strong>in</strong> two weeks, and expect<br />

ano<strong>the</strong>r one this week now that <strong>the</strong>re is a lot of snow on <strong>the</strong><br />

ground. F<strong>in</strong>ally this week I had to reorder my bank card <strong>after</strong><br />

my very dodgy, immature and crazy neighbour Nit persuaded<br />

me to give him <strong>the</strong> details ‘as <strong>the</strong> only way he could get his job<br />

seeker’s allowance’. After that my o<strong>the</strong>r large neighbour<br />

downstairs Terror, came up and accused him at length of ow<strong>in</strong>g<br />

various people lots of money, <strong>in</strong>clud<strong>in</strong>g her and me, and even<br />

of steal<strong>in</strong>g all <strong>the</strong> goods of an Indian family <strong>after</strong> he let his flat<br />

out to <strong>the</strong>m, hav<strong>in</strong>g previously let it to an African family! Then<br />

on Saturday 24 th January, determ<strong>in</strong>ed to ga<strong>in</strong> some f<strong>in</strong>ancial<br />

flexibility to help honest Julie, also unemployed, and also to<br />

save money on my loan, I applied for about five credit cards<br />

<strong>with</strong> zero <strong>in</strong>terest balance transfers for long periods. F<strong>in</strong>ally<br />

this Saturday 31 st January a Virg<strong>in</strong> Mastercard <strong>with</strong> £3,000<br />

credit limit arrived! I have already used it <strong>in</strong> a small way for<br />

several purchases – and also asked for £2,000 to at last pay off<br />

my very heavily onerous loan!<br />

4. Jeni. I have only just heard from Jeni today for <strong>the</strong> first<br />

time s<strong>in</strong>ce Christmas. She has been busily re-sitt<strong>in</strong>g her<br />

AS exams and found <strong>the</strong>m much harder than <strong>the</strong> <strong>in</strong>itial set<br />

of papers! She gets <strong>the</strong> results <strong>in</strong> March!<br />

5. Julie and I – back <strong>in</strong> our orig<strong>in</strong>al relationship aga<strong>in</strong>?! Two<br />

weeks ago I helped Julie f<strong>in</strong>ancially while wait<strong>in</strong>g to start<br />

her new job and so get decent <strong>in</strong>come aga<strong>in</strong>, by pay<strong>in</strong>g<br />

her £25 – for iron<strong>in</strong>g a large pile of about 25 of my shirts!<br />

On Wednesday 21 st I gave her £10 for help<strong>in</strong>g me hang<br />

my new curta<strong>in</strong>s – and follow<strong>in</strong>g weeks of kisses on <strong>the</strong><br />

cheek goodbye turn<strong>in</strong>g seductively <strong>in</strong>to pecks on <strong>the</strong> lips<br />

goodbye – f<strong>in</strong>ally she caved <strong>in</strong> and we snogged that night!<br />

We had a meal at a French restaurant <strong>in</strong> Hertford for<br />

which we had a £10 voucher from <strong>the</strong> local paper last<br />

Thursday 29 th , and she is <strong>in</strong>dulg<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong> <strong>in</strong>creas<strong>in</strong>g snogg<strong>in</strong>g<br />

and <strong>more</strong> and <strong>more</strong> passionate grop<strong>in</strong>g – while demand<strong>in</strong>g<br />

or seem<strong>in</strong>g to – a dirty weekend before resum<strong>in</strong>g our<br />

orig<strong>in</strong>al relationship <strong>in</strong> full! I have o<strong>the</strong>r, <strong>more</strong> immediate<br />

plans <strong>in</strong>volv<strong>in</strong>g her bed or m<strong>in</strong>e – much sooner!<br />

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